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Reviews nicked from the Pit

All from the Matrix section, of course. =)
[I swear, reading the reviews provide more entertainment than good fics]


WLS 2004-04-06 1 Anonymous
STUPIDEST MATRIX FIC EVER

STUPIDEST REVIEW EVER

Sydney Bristow 2004-04-05 1 Signed
hi, every1...plz review

This review was nicked from the author's very own review box. You can figure things out for yourself.

Triality 2004-04-06 1 Signed
I spy with my little eye, a pie in the sky that YOU can buy!
NOW REVIEW! YOU CRUEL PEOPLE! GIVE THE GAL SOME RESPECT, SOME FREAK JUST REMOVED THIS CHAPPIE!
(This is not meant in a harsh way to anyone, except to the weirdo who removed it for no reason what so ever. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)
Party on dudes,
xTrix
P.S. - BUY THAT PIE!

Triality 2004-02-27 5 Signed
thisgoodgivemecookiescookiescookiescookiecookiesscookiescookiescookiescookiescookiescookiescookiescookiescookiescookiescookiescookiescookies...
Goddamn i'm hyper.
xTrix

Triality 2004-03-25 8 Signed
i have one comment for this:
LOLOLOLOLOL! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! LMAO! ROFL!
HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA! funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny!

... and anything that is reviewed by Triality will guarantee you stupidity in less than 10 minutes!

ria fanel () 2004-03-25 2 Anonymous
hey again!! i demand for an update! and agent brown... maybe youll stay out of this if you think it;s dumb. you're not insane. moohahahahaha. :K oist! bagani! anjan ka pala!! moohahaha *high five* mabuhay mga matrix demented supporter!

Moohahahadsfoiuwoijfwef... moo... mooooo... do I see cows in the distance?

Dont Tread On Me 2003-11-03 1 Signed
Wow, Monkeys. You really dont have any clue of the concept of "humour" on FF.Net, do you? Are you that same idiot that was bothering other writers and acting all arogant and crap. Hell, you dont even have the balls to sign in or get an account so people could send what they think of you, wow, why am i not suprised. I clearly state that the first story might be upseting, and dont tell me what to do and not to do. I have been making humour stories for a long time, and i hope you understand, i mean no steryotypes in any derogtive form at all

[...]

P.S-It's arrogant sleez like you, Monkeys, that made me change my name and send me into a 5 month depression, hope your happy you slimy prick.

*guffaws* Please pity me, Dear Reader, for I have been wrongly accused in my fanfiction, and although my retaliation review is full of grammar mistakes and typo errors, and although I have made the claims to justify my fanfic, I will sink into a 5 month depression and OMG! I CHANGED MY NAME! THAT IS LIKE, SO TRAUMATIZING! Now appreciate me, Dear Reader!

Ashiyo 2004-03-26 1 Signed
U totally insulted my FRIEND iNuSpRiSsYgUh!
She wanted to tell u something i really agree with!!
iNuSpRiSsYgUh: YAMI LOKI U SUCK!
I, Ashiyo cannot ignore your horrible treatment!! I CAN report you, and I WILL report you!
See if I EVER say good things to you!

This author did redeem herself, though.

oh my god 2004-03-22 1 Anonymous
This fic was just so boring i dont even get the point in it wait i know there is no point in your profile you say that your weerd your not weerd your just a sorry excuse for a writer i think you should do better things with your life like avoiding the internet and you also say that your hypa which is obviously just an excuse for you to fit in with your friends and by the way the nick name thing is so very sad and i honestly dont know why i bothered writing this but i just thought you might like to know that i think your sad

I love the story of the Disappearing Punctuations and How the Glob Devoured Them. You haven't heard of it? Well, once upon a time there was a girl this girl was very pretty she lost her wallet and cried and cried and cried because all the punctuations were in it the green glob came saw food he said food and ate it up the end

Elven Kitten 2003-10-25 6 Signed
*blinks* Cookie? M... *giggles* Anywho, yur doin a good job! *smirks* oh yes, very good job, precious... that really doesn't fit this does it? *shrugs* can't help it... obviously. Hehehe... I think my dog ate something weird a while ago... he was chewin' somethin' don't know what... either a bug, a leaf or a rock. It wasn't a leaf actually... too soft... either a BIG bug, or a rock. Weird creature... dog's aren't very bright are they? I've gotten just a bit off topic... sry 'bout that... *shrugs* just like me... my mind likes to wander a lot... no duh... my sisters are hyper... *whimper* that's the one thing that can scare me... well... other than a mad Kat... *shudders* well keep it up!
Namaarie!

~Elenmeoi

*giggles*... *HYPER!!*... *HYPERZZ!!1!*... *LOLZZ*... *BIG BUG!*... *STEAK!*... *MASHED POTATOES!!1*... *ROAST BEEF1*...

Runaway Kid 2003-12-29 14 Signed
I LOVE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN! I JUST BOUGHT THE DVD AND SAW HOW GOOD IT WAS! HOW COULD YOU INSULT ME BY SAYING THAT I WANTED TO GET OUTTA THERE?!

Yes, this was from the Matrix section.

IlOvEpOtC4eVa 2004-02-21 10 Signed
Well, it's about time.
NO TIME MY ASS! YOU HAD ENOUGH TIME TO CALL ME AND WHINE WHEN i SAY THAT I'M STUDYING!
but anyway, you forgot to say if we wore anything UNDER the leaf disguise.
teehee. me and my dirrty mind.
OMG. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT COOPULATING MEANS?!

I know what 'copulating' means, but 'coopulating' completely baffles me.

puppy_dj () 2004-01-17 5 Anonymous
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!wa...ha...ha..WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!oh,oh,oh...*pants* i REALLY must join this fan fiction thingummy...:P

I'll bite. Hahahahahaha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
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